Because Fox News Writes The Jokes For Me

I abandoned this blog a while back for two reasons.
The first was that the well seemed to dry up. Fox News stopped creating humorous front page graphics that contained unintentionally hilarious headlines, so I gave up.
The second is that, while I have been known to crack jokes with extreme regularity, I am not a comedian. It was not easy to come up with fresh material because Fox News writes SO MANY ridiculous headlines. I just couldn't keep up. 
So today, I came across this gem:
  

Needless to say, Fox is clearly back in business, so I guess I am too. I'm going to stop posting here and do it via Twitter instead. And I'm going to keep the commentary to a minimum because, honestly, it's unnecessary. The material really writes itself.

if you want to follow, checkout @RidicFoxNews.

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